Ramen Chemistry's Japan Diary: The Ramen Scene

Our flight took off from Narita an hour ago. Ramen Chemistry is heading back to Oakland after six nonstop days of Japan. Seven ramen restaurants, thirteen different ramens tasted, two sushi dinners, one sushi breakfast, and plenty of culinary exotica consumed, the most foreign—and the most delicious—being shirako soft roe, sacks of fish sperm (shirako means “white children”) in ponzu sauce. Copious amounts of beer and sake were downed in the process. And we had breakfast at Denny’s not once, but twice—twice more than I’ve eaten at an American Denny’s in the past 30 years.

Tokyo Scene.  Hama-rikyu Gardens, a former preserve of the Tokugawa Shoguns, backed by the high-rises of Shimbashi.  

Tokyo Scene.  Hama-rikyu Gardens, a former preserve of the Tokugawa Shoguns, backed by the high-rises of Shimbashi.  

Along the way, we toured Hiroko’s ramen school and interviewed both the owner and a current student, a former Nissan engineer who is set to open his first ramen restaurant in Chennai, India later this year. We ate at the restaurant of a renowned ramen chef (and one of Hiroko’s ramen senseis), Keiichi Machida, and interviewed him about his life in the ramen world. We walked mile after mile through Tokyo, passing through gardens and shrines, visiting the fabulous Sky Tree, and finding ourselves in the parallel (and fucking amazing) universes of an owl café and a maid café. We finished with a trip to Hiroko’s hometown, where her parents live in a traditional Japanese house—tatami floors, shoji screens, and no furniture—farm their own vegetables, make their own charcoal and salt, and (to our great fortune) catch their own oysters. We took about a thousand pictures.

Ramen chemistry clearly has a lot to talk about. Ramen chemistry also has a day job that starts again in about 30 hours, so let’s see what we can accomplish on this flight before we become delirious. Naturally, we’ll start with ramen.

Tokyo Owl Cafe. Magical experience.

Tokyo Owl Cafe. Magical experience.

Ramen in Japan

The Japanese eat a lot of ramen. A lot of ramen. There are estimated to be between 30,000 and 40,000 ramen restaurants in Japan. More than once on this very short trip, we encountered a “ramen street” where every shop sells ramen. When we asked a Japanese friend how often she eats ramen, her response spoke volumes about the local baseline. “Not much,” she said, “only about every two weeks.” Compared to this, ramen in America is little more than a culinary parvenu, a novelty item.

That’s rapidly changing, of course, but the reality is that the clusters of ramen restaurants in the Bay Area, NY, and LA—places that have something of an established ramen scene—and the rarefied smattering in the American interior are nowhere near the critical mass in Japan. So while I’ve often thought that San Mateo, CA has a ton of ramen restaurants (there were around five when I lived there a few years ago) compared with my hometown Akron, OH (there are unequivocally zero), San Mateo’s total is only half of that in the underground mall at Tokyo Station. This is all to say that there’s context here: ramen may be hot and trendy in America; in Japan it’s an ingrained part of life.

Tokyo Station "Ramen Street."  Restaurant choices (left). Ramen ticket machine (right). This is how you pay at most ramen shops in Japan: pay the machine, get a ticket, hand it to the restaurant staff.  The ramen comes to your table. &nbsp…

Tokyo Station "Ramen Street."  Restaurant choices (left). Ramen ticket machine (right). This is how you pay at most ramen shops in Japan: pay the machine, get a ticket, hand it to the restaurant staff.  The ramen comes to your table.  You eat it, then walk out when you're done.  

The sheer scale of the ramen industry in Japan and the sheer volume of competition, drive market dynamics in a pretty interesting way. There’s around 10% yearly turnover in the industry. That’s around 3000+ ramen restaurants closing, and 3000+ new ones taking their place. Every year! In the U.S., a ramen shop can often distinguish itself merely by existing. In Japan, more is most definitely required. The outrageous quantity of ramen eaten in Japan gives rise to a commensurate level of ramen sophistication in Japanese ramen consumers.

One consequence is that Japanese ramen restaurants often distinguish themselves by focusing on a single type of ramen, or a single dominant flavor profile. We went to one restaurant that specializes in clam ramen, one that specializes in spicy ramens with over-the-top use of high-flavor additives like bonito powder, and one that sells 1500 bowls a day of Yokohama iekei-style ramen (tonkotsu shoyu)—there is literally one item on the menu. On the other hand, there are plenty of chain-style places that serve a wide variety of styles.

The Ramen Scene.  Keiichi Machida's Kyouka in Tachikawa.

The Ramen Scene.  Keiichi Machida's Kyouka in Tachikawa.

Another consequence of having such a well-developed and massive industry is that large-scale trends come and go over time. At one time in the 20th Century, ramen trends tended to focus on regional styles, i.e., Sapporo miso or Kyushu tonkotsu.  Machida-sensei explained to us that when he started in the industry 15 years ago, ramen trends were driven by the Japanese media’s fascination with—and focus on—celebrity ramen chefs. In subsequent years, thick and rich ramens boomed, but that trend gave way to lighter styles as the costs of ingredients increased (thicker = more bones = more $$). Today, trends favor more minimalist ramens, with tastes that are more unique and individualized.

The point here is that ramen in Japan is as diverse as it is ubiquitous. We went to seven restaurants and had seven very different experiences, and we hardly scratched the surface.

In coming posts, I’ll tell you all about the ramen we ate and the ramen people we met, with lots of pictures. Don’t worry, though, we’ll stop by a maid café soon enough.

Japan Design Photography

Ramen Chemistry was on tour in Japan last week, eating ramen and taking lots of pictures.  There's a lot to write about (ramen school, owl cafes, etc), but first I'll start posting photo sets, starting now with images of modern Japanese design.  I'll follow with food, gardens and shrines, and Tokyo scenes.  And, of course, owls.

Japan: So Weird, So Awesome (Episode 1, Love Hotels)

I'm excited to announce that Ramen Chemistry is going to Tokyo next month for a ramen and culture tour.  Among other things, I will experience wonderful food, strange and magical toilets, and, best of all, a week-long holiday from having to understand literally anything that is spoken in my general vicinity.  The blogging opportunity inherent in such a trip should be self-evident.  To get ready, Ramen Chemistry will warm up with a few posts about things Japanese.  Starting now with "love hotels."

Hotel Queen Elizabeth. I'm sure Her Majesty is honored.

Hotel Queen Elizabeth. I'm sure Her Majesty is honored.

Japan: Full of Surprises

To be sure, any American's first trip to Japan is something of a revelation.  My first trip in 2003 was no exception.  The most pedestrian places, supermarkets and convenient stores, were worlds of fascination.  Strange sights, stranger sounds, an overabundance of cuteness.  You get what I'm saying.  But I'll tell you this: nothing--nothing--prepared me for the epic weirdness of that very curious and very ubiquitous Japanese phenomenon, the love hotel.   

Allow me to set the stage.  We were making our way from Tokyo to Kyoto, and had stopped in the Izu Peninsula to meet Hiroko's childhood friend.  When we needed a hotel that night and didn't have a reservation, Hiroko thought a love hotel might be convenient and educational for her American boyfriend (who, by the way, had never previously left the United States).  It was late enough to get a room.  Love hotels, it turns out, won't rent you a room for the night until as late as 10 or 11 p.m.  Before that, you can only rent the room for a couple-hour "rest."  You don't make a reservation at a love hotel.

Will It Be a "Stay" or a "Rest"?  Rate chart for a love hotel.  A "stay" is overnight, and a "rest" is a few hours.  

Will It Be a "Stay" or a "Rest"?  Rate chart for a love hotel.  A "stay" is overnight, and a "rest" is a few hours.  

We found a place--Hotel 555--and pulled into an underground parking garage.  There, we found a succession of parking stalls, a special one dedicated to each room in the hotel.  Lots of the stalls were full when we arrived.  But get this--covering the license plate of every parked car was a  portable screen.  And we paid for the room not by going to a check-in counter, but by inserting cash into a payment machine in our garage stall.  The machine gave us access to the room; we never even got a key.  This was new.  This would be educational.  

Cloak-and-Dagger.  Love hotel parking lot. http://thejapans.org/tag/hotels/

Cloak-and-Dagger.  Love hotel parking lot. http://thejapans.org/tag/hotels/

We entered our room through a door in the back of the stall, and found slippers waiting for us at the threshold.  One does not wear shoes inside in Japan in domestic quarters--ever--even in a love hotel.  The room was pretty unbelievable, at least to my naive American eyes.  A garish pink cupid hung above the gigantic bed and a disco ball hung from the ceiling.  And what amenities!  Baskets of condoms, bottles of oils and lotions, a karaoke machine, video games and DVDs, blue and green underwater lights in a gigantic jacuzzi tub, a tv loaded with porno channels (with all the sensitive parts blurred out, per Japanese law), and, strangest of all, a small display refrigerator containing beer and Haagen Dazs for purchase.  And dildos.  Right there, next to the ice cream.  

Love Hotel Menu.  Just pick your room, press the button, and you're set.

Love Hotel Menu.  Just pick your room, press the button, and you're set.

Multibillion Dollar Industry

Apparently there are 25,000 love hotels in Japan (another report says 37,000).  It's a $40 billion industry.  Love hotels are usually found around places like highway interchanges or city outskirts.  They usually have funny non-Japanese names: Hotel Patio, Hotel L'Hermitage, Hotel Chapel Christmas, and my personal favorite, Hotel Seeds.  The exteriors are often thematic (i.e., castle theme) but sometimes non-descript or windowless.  But it doesn't take long to be able to identify a love hotel anywhere you go in Japan.  The combination of name, signage, and location will almost always give it away.

Good Old Hotel Seeds.  This is a pretty common image in Japan.  

Good Old Hotel Seeds.  This is a pretty common image in Japan.  

Inside the love hotel, there's often a menu of room choices.  The rooms might be distinguished by theme (a new take on Hello Kitty, for example), by decor, or by the presence of a special piece of sex furniture (what does that even mean, right?).  There are pictures of the rooms, descriptions, and you pick the one you want.  Here's a link to the room selections at one Hotel Seeds (yes, it's a chain).

But don't get the impression that these places are necessarily seedy.  Never forget we are in Japan here. The Japanese are pretty fastidious and they highly value, even expect, good customer service and cleanliness.  So love hotels are properly thought of as mainstream and respectable businesses.  Customers are often young adults who happen to be much more likely to be living with their parents into their 20s than are their U.S. counterparts, and who require more privacy than they can get at home.  On the other hand, it should be obvious to you that Hotel Seeds isn't the Mandarin Oriental.  

A documentary called Love Hotel came out last year, set in Osaka's Angel Love Hotel.  It's streaming on Netflix (so I just learned).  It's now in Ramen Chemistry's list and set for immediate viewing.

Hello Kitty.  I didn't expect to see you here.  And certainly not in handcuffs.

Hello Kitty.  I didn't expect to see you here.  And certainly not in handcuffs.

The Pneumatic Tube

Love hotels operate based on a principle of total anonymity. During your stay, the odds are you will never see anyone face-to-face.  Not a concierge, not a maid, nobody.  If you need customer service you talk to somebody on the phone.  This is why those cars had screens over their license plates.  

Usually, you pay a machine, but sometimes even more elaborate and gratuitous schemes are used.  I once saw a room where you pay upon departure using a pneumatic tube (think bank drive-throughs), that shuttles between your room and an office in another part of the hotel.

Please Pay Here.  Pneumatic tube facilitates the anonymity of the Japanese love hotel.  Photo credit: Karl Baron.

Please Pay Here.  Pneumatic tube facilitates the anonymity of the Japanese love hotel.  Photo credit: Karl Baron.

This level of anonymity pretty clearly sells in Japan.  Undoubtedly it lowers the barrier to rent a room, easing customers past their inhibitions.  I'm also guessing that a lot of people like the secrecy thing as a fun part of the overall experience.

After Hotel 555, I confess I made Hiroko take me to love hotels a few more times.  It's a pretty extreme cultural novelty, and there was always some over-the-top or absurd detail that made the amusement alone worth the trip.  The other thing, believe it or not, is that there aren't a whole lot of economy hotels on Japan's roadways.  So if you're traveling, it's late, and you don't have reservations, you'll find that instead of a Comfort Inn at the highway exit, there's a love hotel.  

If you are interested and want to read more about love hotels, click here, here, and here.  There's a ton of stuff on the web, but these links are a good starting point.